The Test Cometh
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It's a little known piece of history that the second wave of immigrants did not land at Plymouth Rock, they landed at the southernmost point in America on a small island called Key West.
This second group decided to stay and remain hidden from the rest of the world. As they grew in numbers and formed what is now known as the Republican Party. They began to build and build this small island which eventually led to needing a large work force to maintain it's properties. That's when they brought in indentured workers who later became known as the Democratic Party. They renamed the island Cayo Hueso (Isle of Bones) and built a huge temple to show the world how powerful they were, This temple became known as The Southernmost Resorts Collection and still offering it's services to visitors from around the world. www.southernmostresorts.com
Flash ahead a few hundred years. A long line of potential Presidential candidates stood outside the registration lobby at the Southernmost Resorts in Key West waiting to register for the first ever test “So You Think You Can Be President” to determine their eligibility to become the nominee for the office of President of the United States. To ensure complete anonymity all applicants wore hoods, gloves and not allowed to speak, they were restricted to only sending text messages if they had any questions.
Due to the conflict within the Democratic Party and it's inability to choose a candidate for the general election in 2008 the party voted to move it's election to 2009. The Republican Party saw this as a victory insuring a long term advantage to occupy the White House. The Supreme Court also ruled that the current election process would continue as it always had. They sited a "prima facie law" that stated "it is what it is." But then in an addendum, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled that any political party could choose when, where, and how any party could hold it's own elections. They didn’t have to agree to the same day. Obviously, with this in mind the Republican candidate whose election would take place in 2008, would get elected before the Democratic candidate had a tremendous advantage.
Hence, a need for someway to chose a candidate beyond th election. And so a test was created. The framers of this test Iris Burnett HF and Clay Greager HF chose the www.SouthernmostResorts.com to administer the questions. It is Geographically the southernmost point in the United States. They wanted to avert any diplomatic problems if they chose a location on the East (Right) Coast or the West (Left) Coast?
The results of the test will be scored by Price Waterhouse and the results announced during the half time activities of the 2009 Super Bowl. This event solution was deemed a victory by some economic minorities because it would allow them to raise money via car washes, yard sales and local lotteries (commonly called the numbers racket.)
All potential applicants, financial and personal data will be released and posted on the www.SouthernmostResorts.com website as soon as the scoring and evaluation is completed sometime in 2008. Carrie Lynn eventually married a Republican and Lisa Ann had a short but fun filled affair with a Democrat but despite their difference political affiliations, they have remained close.
Clay
It's a little known piece of history that the second wave of immigrants did not land at Plymouth Rock, they landed at the southernmost point in America on a small island called Key West.
This second group decided to stay and remain hidden from the rest of the world. As they grew in numbers and formed what is now known as the Republican Party. They began to build and build this small island which eventually led to needing a large work force to maintain it's properties. That's when they brought in indentured workers who later became known as the Democratic Party. They renamed the island Cayo Hueso (Isle of Bones) and built a huge temple to show the world how powerful they were, This temple became known as The Southernmost Resorts Collection and still offering it's services to visitors from around the world. www.southernmostresorts.com
Flash ahead a few hundred years. A long line of potential Presidential candidates stood outside the registration lobby at the Southernmost Resorts in Key West waiting to register for the first ever test “So You Think You Can Be President” to determine their eligibility to become the nominee for the office of President of the United States. To ensure complete anonymity all applicants wore hoods, gloves and not allowed to speak, they were restricted to only sending text messages if they had any questions.
Due to the conflict within the Democratic Party and it's inability to choose a candidate for the general election in 2008 the party voted to move it's election to 2009. The Republican Party saw this as a victory insuring a long term advantage to occupy the White House. The Supreme Court also ruled that the current election process would continue as it always had. They sited a "prima facie law" that stated "it is what it is." But then in an addendum, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled that any political party could choose when, where, and how any party could hold it's own elections. They didn’t have to agree to the same day. Obviously, with this in mind the Republican candidate whose election would take place in 2008, would get elected before the Democratic candidate had a tremendous advantage.
Hence, a need for someway to chose a candidate beyond th election. And so a test was created. The framers of this test Iris Burnett HF and Clay Greager HF chose the www.SouthernmostResorts.com to administer the questions. It is Geographically the southernmost point in the United States. They wanted to avert any diplomatic problems if they chose a location on the East (Right) Coast or the West (Left) Coast?
The results of the test will be scored by Price Waterhouse and the results announced during the half time activities of the 2009 Super Bowl. This event solution was deemed a victory by some economic minorities because it would allow them to raise money via car washes, yard sales and local lotteries (commonly called the numbers racket.)
All potential applicants, financial and personal data will be released and posted on the www.SouthernmostResorts.com website as soon as the scoring and evaluation is completed sometime in 2008. Carrie Lynn eventually married a Republican and Lisa Ann had a short but fun filled affair with a Democrat but despite their difference political affiliations, they have remained close.
Clay
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